Lessons From Hentai

Everyone has watched hentai at least once during their teenage years. Otherwise you're abnormal and should be shot. Something about hentai just appeals to people, either the way the voice actresses scream, or just the ridiculously outrageous situations impossible to pull off in real life.

Hentai games also generally follow the same plotline (if there ever was any), only with several meaningless options thrown in, e.g. Rape her now OR Rape her later. Such options are only thrown in to distract one from the fact that they're basically watching a slide-show of sex scenes with a crap storyline thrown in to justify WHY the nurse has two dildos stuffed up her ass.

Seriously, the day anyone takes hentai seriously is the day everyone starts raping their neighbours. To illustrate this point, here's how the world might be if hentai was an actual representation of real life.

1. The easiest way to get someone to fall in love with you is to rape them.
2. Everyone would not be related by blood to their families, allowing them to do it with their unbelievably hot stepmothers and stepsisters.
3. Aliens, demons and monsters all have penis-tipped tentacles seemingly custom-designed for violating innocent young women, despite the fact that such sperm-spewing appendages would be impossible from an evolutionary standpoint.
4. Being a nurse is the most hazardous job in the world - you either get raped by doctors, patients or whoever seems to be passing by.
5. The ultimate expression of love is ra - wait... yes, rape.

I could go on and on about the bullshit that hentai throws at us, but I'm too tired from bitching about dumb retards who jerk off to it and claim that the storyline was `one of the best they've seen so far'. I don't need the life story of the nurse on my screen who's getting violated in every orifice by horny old patients. It's porno, retards, not a bloody soap opera.

I hate retards.

The DJnerate.

The official Pervert Alliance glossary

Okay, the members of the Pervert Alliance communicate rather differently, therefore I thought you should know certain phrases that are crucial to the development of mankind, such as :

ham lin tu mo mei - Although a few of the Pervert Alliance administrators know nothing about cantonese , we use this phrase often anyway. It translates directly to "there is no taste even if you suck breasts". Anyhow, we use it in all screwed up situations such as when we are stuck in a jam, we might say "diu lor, ham lin tu mo mei".

the plan - This phrase originated in 2002 due to some reasons that cannot be told. However, just to inform you all, it just means raping or stalking a specific girl. Bear in mind that the Pervert Alliance does not in anyway encourage rape or stalking. When a member of the PA says "Let's carry out THE PLAN on xxx gal" , he jokingly means he wants to rape her (hopefully not genuinely).

shit happens - A common phrase used by people from all walks of life, and the PA is no exception. We use it mainly for explanations and excuses or when a member of the PA gets dumped, the others would try to console him by saying "Well,shit happens!". Other than that, we might say "She ain't the only pair of tits and pussy around!". Then again, that is not the point.

beat the one eyed snake - It just basically means masturbating. Enough said. Don't get it? Think of how a penis looks like. It looks like a snake (long, especially for PA members). Okay, okay, you get the picture.

There you have it! Its just the tip of the iceberg of the most commonly used phrases by the Pervert Alliance,. Do check it out more often as updates especially for this post is gonna be real frequent. Until then, bye whores !


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Sex tips from Swami Prembaj jr

As the Pervert Alliance, we are of course dedictaed to catering to the whims and fetishes of most STRAIGHT perverts . So below are some tips to help you pull the one eyed snake, choke the chicken, grab the rod, shake the log(in my case), pull the matchstick (in jason's case), bla bla bla, u get it.

1.Lube it up
A bit of vaselin (ie. KY jelly, petroleum jelly) on your 'best friend' really helps simulate the hot warm opening of the vagina (AKA stairway to heaven). Dont put too little n not too much either. Start slow as the bugger gets slippery as an eel, till u get a firm grip, not too firm though or it ll turn blue n u ll literally have blue balls. Keep going till climax. Now cleaning the lube off ur pecker is hard, water doesnt work, so u need to soap it up real good, n by this point, u ll prob be having another boner, so soap it up n let it go. Have fun

2.Cupping the Family Jewels.
Another way is to jack with one hand n cup ur balls with the other. Keep the jacking hand at a constant pace and rythm, while the cupping hand fondles n lightly squeezes your ping pongs. This stimulates a woman's hand playing with ur balls. A better idea is to lube up ur cupping hand n then play with ur balls. Guaranteed cum fiesta.

3. Fondling the nipples AKA The Arun
Alright this is still a controversial method as it involves u licking u fingers n twirling ur nipple(s), while jacking off. Alot of guys do not prefer this method as it makes them feel gay, but hey watever makes u hard. Personally, i don't like this method, but I know the PA finance minister likes it, so give him a holler to learn (or fondle) more.

Thats all I have this week. Stay tuned for more perverse and horny crap. Take care, happy jacking and peeping at chicks. Nandri.

MCA meeting this Saturday.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE MCA Subang Jaya SS 12 Branch Youth Assembly will be held at 4pm on 16/4/2005 (Saturday) at 1, Jln PJS 7/13, Bandar Sunway, Petaling Jaya.

AGENDA

i) Confirmation of minutes of previous assembly;
ii) Election of scrutineers;
iii) Election of Branch Youth office-bearers & delegates for 2005-2008.

Our own Finance Minister, Bryan Chua Li-Hsiang. 

Welcome , whores !!!

WelCUM to the Pervert Alliance's official blog . The fact that you are here shows that you probably have weird fetishes or use bras as masks . You probably get turned on by nurses with uniforms . Regardless , we are sure you will feel very at home here . The purpose of this blog is to spread Pervertism and not to talk about every single crap that is going on in our lives . Only a 14 year old attention seeking whore does that .

Lets just put it this way . We rule . Enough said . Make yorself at home . Updates will be coming soon . By the way , if you plan to click the "back" button , you do not have what it takes to be a true pervert . Until next time , screw you !


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