The official Pervert Alliance glossary
Okay, the members of the Pervert Alliance communicate rather differently, therefore I thought you should know certain phrases that are crucial to the development of mankind, such as :
ham lin tu mo mei - Although a few of the Pervert Alliance administrators know nothing about cantonese , we use this phrase often anyway. It translates directly to "there is no taste even if you suck breasts". Anyhow, we use it in all screwed up situations such as when we are stuck in a jam, we might say "diu lor, ham lin tu mo mei".
the plan - This phrase originated in 2002 due to some reasons that cannot be told. However, just to inform you all, it just means raping or stalking a specific girl. Bear in mind that the Pervert Alliance does not in anyway encourage rape or stalking. When a member of the PA says "Let's carry out THE PLAN on xxx gal" , he jokingly means he wants to rape her (hopefully not genuinely).
shit happens - A common phrase used by people from all walks of life, and the PA is no exception. We use it mainly for explanations and excuses or when a member of the PA gets dumped, the others would try to console him by saying "Well,shit happens!". Other than that, we might say "She ain't the only pair of tits and pussy around!". Then again, that is not the point.
beat the one eyed snake - It just basically means masturbating. Enough said. Don't get it? Think of how a penis looks like. It looks like a snake (long, especially for PA members). Okay, okay, you get the picture.
There you have it! Its just the tip of the iceberg of the most commonly used phrases by the Pervert Alliance,. Do check it out more often as updates especially for this post is gonna be real frequent. Until then, bye whores !
Admin Meditator
ham lin tu mo mei - Although a few of the Pervert Alliance administrators know nothing about cantonese , we use this phrase often anyway. It translates directly to "there is no taste even if you suck breasts". Anyhow, we use it in all screwed up situations such as when we are stuck in a jam, we might say "diu lor, ham lin tu mo mei".
the plan - This phrase originated in 2002 due to some reasons that cannot be told. However, just to inform you all, it just means raping or stalking a specific girl. Bear in mind that the Pervert Alliance does not in anyway encourage rape or stalking. When a member of the PA says "Let's carry out THE PLAN on xxx gal" , he jokingly means he wants to rape her (hopefully not genuinely).
shit happens - A common phrase used by people from all walks of life, and the PA is no exception. We use it mainly for explanations and excuses or when a member of the PA gets dumped, the others would try to console him by saying "Well,shit happens!". Other than that, we might say "She ain't the only pair of tits and pussy around!". Then again, that is not the point.
beat the one eyed snake - It just basically means masturbating. Enough said. Don't get it? Think of how a penis looks like. It looks like a snake (long, especially for PA members). Okay, okay, you get the picture.
There you have it! Its just the tip of the iceberg of the most commonly used phrases by the Pervert Alliance,. Do check it out more often as updates especially for this post is gonna be real frequent. Until then, bye whores !
Admin Meditator
posted by Vishant at 6:11 AM
4 Comments:
I am the Pied Piper of Ham Lin.
Ya but I am better at playing my flute
ahahahhaahahhahaha, the plan the plan the plan the plan the plan the plan
woah lau! wkakakaka =รพ plan is good =)
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