Lessons From Hentai
Everyone has watched hentai at least once during their teenage years. Otherwise you're abnormal and should be shot. Something about hentai just appeals to people, either the way the voice actresses scream, or just the ridiculously outrageous situations impossible to pull off in real life.
Hentai games also generally follow the same plotline (if there ever was any), only with several meaningless options thrown in, e.g. Rape her now OR Rape her later. Such options are only thrown in to distract one from the fact that they're basically watching a slide-show of sex scenes with a crap storyline thrown in to justify WHY the nurse has two dildos stuffed up her ass.
Seriously, the day anyone takes hentai seriously is the day everyone starts raping their neighbours. To illustrate this point, here's how the world might be if hentai was an actual representation of real life.
1. The easiest way to get someone to fall in love with you is to rape them.
2. Everyone would not be related by blood to their families, allowing them to do it with their unbelievably hot stepmothers and stepsisters.
3. Aliens, demons and monsters all have penis-tipped tentacles seemingly custom-designed for violating innocent young women, despite the fact that such sperm-spewing appendages would be impossible from an evolutionary standpoint.
4. Being a nurse is the most hazardous job in the world - you either get raped by doctors, patients or whoever seems to be passing by.
5. The ultimate expression of love is ra - wait... yes, rape.
I could go on and on about the bullshit that hentai throws at us, but I'm too tired from bitching about dumb retards who jerk off to it and claim that the storyline was `one of the best they've seen so far'. I don't need the life story of the nurse on my screen who's getting violated in every orifice by horny old patients. It's porno, retards, not a bloody soap opera.
I hate retards.
The DJnerate.
Hentai games also generally follow the same plotline (if there ever was any), only with several meaningless options thrown in, e.g. Rape her now OR Rape her later. Such options are only thrown in to distract one from the fact that they're basically watching a slide-show of sex scenes with a crap storyline thrown in to justify WHY the nurse has two dildos stuffed up her ass.
Seriously, the day anyone takes hentai seriously is the day everyone starts raping their neighbours. To illustrate this point, here's how the world might be if hentai was an actual representation of real life.
1. The easiest way to get someone to fall in love with you is to rape them.
2. Everyone would not be related by blood to their families, allowing them to do it with their unbelievably hot stepmothers and stepsisters.
3. Aliens, demons and monsters all have penis-tipped tentacles seemingly custom-designed for violating innocent young women, despite the fact that such sperm-spewing appendages would be impossible from an evolutionary standpoint.
4. Being a nurse is the most hazardous job in the world - you either get raped by doctors, patients or whoever seems to be passing by.
5. The ultimate expression of love is ra - wait... yes, rape.
I could go on and on about the bullshit that hentai throws at us, but I'm too tired from bitching about dumb retards who jerk off to it and claim that the storyline was `one of the best they've seen so far'. I don't need the life story of the nurse on my screen who's getting violated in every orifice by horny old patients. It's porno, retards, not a bloody soap opera.
I hate retards.
The DJnerate.
posted by Vishant at 10:08 AM
1 Comments:
Hey hey, couldnt agree more with CK. I hate retards too. Just bloody jack off to it, don't have to write a bloody thesis on itlah.
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