Bunker
Not too long ago, when the PA was complete, Admin Djnerate brought up a topic about this guy who supposedly came from the future warning present day man kind about an impending doom in the form of a world wide war. He advised us to build bunkers with enough supplies and whatever necessities to keep us going. So of course being young men in our early 20s with raging hormones, we came up with a list of things we considered essential to keep us going. To the PA, if I have left out anything, pls let me know and add it to the list below;
1. A mini farm, prefarbly with pigs and cows. This is mainly to keep out dumb fucks who arent allowed to eat pork. About the beef part, well despite Admin keling being a hindu, he still whacks beef like there is no tomorrow. Cows will also supply us wit cheese (Thats dairy cheese,mind you) and milk.
2. A large supply of Spam, in case we kill our pigs and cows.
3. Our families, well duh! Who is gonna pay for all the supplies? The least we can do is let them in
4. Some nice artillery, such as AKs, mortars, uzis, and snipers to keep tards out, unless they can help PAY for our supplies and only like get o.1 % of the supplies.
5. Our girlfriends or crushes.
6. A group of french maids to help with the ahem, 'House keeping'.
7. Our comps, and a supply of movies, be it porn ,anime, blockbusters and so on.
8. Good supplies of books.
hmmm well I think tts bout it i guess. Let me know if there is anything I left out.
Admin Keling
1. A mini farm, prefarbly with pigs and cows. This is mainly to keep out dumb fucks who arent allowed to eat pork. About the beef part, well despite Admin keling being a hindu, he still whacks beef like there is no tomorrow. Cows will also supply us wit cheese (Thats dairy cheese,mind you) and milk.
2. A large supply of Spam, in case we kill our pigs and cows.
3. Our families, well duh! Who is gonna pay for all the supplies? The least we can do is let them in
4. Some nice artillery, such as AKs, mortars, uzis, and snipers to keep tards out, unless they can help PAY for our supplies and only like get o.1 % of the supplies.
5. Our girlfriends or crushes.
6. A group of french maids to help with the ahem, 'House keeping'.
7. Our comps, and a supply of movies, be it porn ,anime, blockbusters and so on.
8. Good supplies of books.
hmmm well I think tts bout it i guess. Let me know if there is anything I left out.
Admin Keling
posted by Vishant at 3:50 AM
5 Comments:
-I don't eat beef wei.
-No need for condoms cause we don't need it to repopulate the earth should the need arise.
-Monopoly
-How can Admin Keling forget good booze wei? BOOZE!!!!
not to forget lighter, or at least matches.
Nvm la, we can grow our own pot and become post-apocalyptic stoners.
Meditator can eat spam la, one truckload should be enough for a few years.
Well done!
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