Thursday, May 26, 2005

Referendum of Expulsion

Member In Question: Bryan Chua Li Hsiang (a.k.a Chua Li Tard, Buttocks Creamer, Botched Castration, Bungled Circumcision, among others)
Rank: Regular Member, self-proclaimed `Co-Founder' (UNTRUE)
Year of Entrance: 2003

Reasons For Expulsion: Conduct Unbefitting A Member of The Pervert Alliance.

- Expresses Disgust At Pervertism
- Denies His Pervertism, Even As He Watches His Growing Collection of Porno

His hypocritical behaviour is grounds enough for an expulsion. He has, however, compounded the severity of his offence by prioritizing women over his brothers in Pervertism. This violates the very foundation of the brotherhood formed when one joins the Pervert Alliance.

Furthermore, the principles of Pervertism require only one important trait: Common Sense. Through his actions, Chua has clearly displayed the lack of this attribute. Examples include: Pursuing, and thereby failing, a woman who has clearly no interest in him (TWICE!), unable to properly prioritize friendship and brotherhood, and many other instances of the inability to apply pure common sense even in daily life. He is thereby fundamentally unqualified to remain a member of the Pervert Alliance.

Vote on his fate. The Pervert Alliance depends on your judgement to preserve the principles of Pervertism.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suggest a council where he shall be judged . We shall give him a chance to defend himself from being assraped .

8:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with brother meditator. Everyone has the right to a trial. Prefarbly this trial can be run when the Brotherhood is complete (ie-when me n loi cum back). Chua, u are a good dude, but u gotta grow up n start seeing ppl for who they are. We always look out for u man, but u dun listen to us. I hope u can defend ur case man.

8:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Defend yourself against these allegations, Mr.Chua. Shall they prove to be true, your punishment shall be swift and harsh.

There can be no mercy for those who betray the principles of Pervertism.

8:18 AM  
Blogger Jason Heng said...

CHOW HAI AAAAH, DOWAN TO SHARE THE ILL-GOTTEN GAINS FROM THE FOREX COUNTER LAAA? 1400 RINGGIT, SUMMORE SPEND EVERYTHING ON SOMEONE WHO HAS OBVIOUSLY REJECTED THE LI-TARD.

SUMMORE COME HOME FROM USA AT AIRPORT DOWAN TO BUY DUTY-FREE CIGGIES OOOH, COZ SOMEONE'S SISTER SAID "EEHHHH DONT CARE BOUT YOUR FRIENDS' FAGS LA!" MAK PUKI PEPET HAI GLADYS CHUA BIG CUNT.

and wat "remove" him? SINCE WHEN HE IS IN THE PERVERT ALLIANCE?

8:43 AM  

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