Return of the Pervert Alliance

Members of the Pervert Alliance have returned from abroad, reuniting everyone for an all-too-short period of time. Much celebration will ensue.

This, however, was marred a certain li-tard leaking information, thereby spoiling the surprise.

A SUITABLE PUNISHMENT IN THE FORM OF A FINE SHALL BE HANDED DOWN TO THE RESPONSIBLE PARTY.

For the Pervert Alliance.

- The DJnerate.

The PA

This is the stage of life that really matters, in case your mama and papa never told you. For the PA, things have happened, some are good and some aren't exactly bad, but just worrying. One of us has just turned into an uncle and needs to learn to drink, one of us has just left the shadow of a broken heart behind and arose a new man, one of us has almost lost faith in honesty and human values, one of us is contemplating what to do if he does not get into vet. Though all these things have happened, it is a most wonderful feeling to know that the four have us have stuck by each other, never letting any one of us feel alone and helpless. We ve always turned to each other when we had a problem. It's not just the pervertism that keeps us together, but the fact that we can relate to each other and will never hesitate to give each other a helping hand (no, no not that kind of helping hand). It's an honour for me to be among the ranks of these 3 gentlemen, considering I only met them in secondary school, where else the 3 of them have know each other since primary school. No matter whar happens guys, no matter how crappy life will get, I know we will always look back and laugh together.
Admin Keling

Drinking is Good Shit!!!!

I fucking agree with brother meditator. I should get drunk instead of you bitches and jason should look after us. Btw, the nite i wrote my last post, there was this big party, but i fucking missed it cos i passed out after drinking too much during the pre-party in my flat. So much for my Indian genes, but dun worry,when get back ,i will challenge u bitches to drunken monopoly this time with jason too. And no matter how many fucking times i go jail, i will still beat ur asses. On a lighter note, do learn from my mistake, moderation is the word for the day!!!! Though we perverts tend to be excessive in certain things, we should take it easy when it comes to drinking, as alcohol decreases sperm count as well as in the long run, ur libido. So ya, next time u wanna come like a fountain when u jack off, lay off the booze, unless u got my genes, heheheheheh.
Yours in Pervertism
Admin Keling
P.s, where are the lady perverts. It would be great if you could hook up with us and let us know what makes u all moan. Pls do join us ladies, it ll be our honour. Happy jacking!!

Suspension of Pervert Alliance Friendster Account

As of 11:14pm +0800GMT June 2nd 2005, the Pervert Alliance account on Friendster, as well as several fellow Perverts' accounts were suspended.

Hence, the Pervert Alliance shall change its operations from the unreliable, advertisement-ridden filth of the Friendster servers to a more decentralized version. This includes this blog, as well as a mailing list managed under the email account pervertalliance@gmail.com . Several other methods to continue the activities of the Pervert Alliance are also being prepared to ensure that the principle of Pervertism does not die out.

We can only speculate at the reasons for the suspension of the Pervert Alliance, however, this may well come as a blessing in disguise. Since the inception of the Alliance on Friendster, we have witnessed Friendster becoming more and more commercialized, with aggressive advertising and pop-ups. The initial interest in Friendster has also died out, leaving it with a stagnant user base.

Hence, this will be an opportunity for the revitalization of the Pervert Alliance. The principles of Pervertism shall continue on in the minds and resolves of its members, and we shall resume our quest to educate the world.

Several things were lost with the suspension of the account, namely the list of members, commemorative bulletins, and the online version of the Pervert Alliance constitution. These, however are insignificant compared to the determination of the Pervert Alliance members.

Rally, brothers and sisters in Pervertism, and like the phoenix we shall rise again from the ashes of oppression.

pervertalliance@gmail.com

The DJnerate